David Fincher - Die Hard. John McTiernan - The Green Mile. Frank Darabont - Citizen Kane. Orson Welles - The Matrix. Andy Wachowski - Browse Quotes. Quiz Are you a quotes master? Julius Caesar. Alexander the Great. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Terry, are you on anything today?
Terry : I'm not. I quit. I don't even I don't even drink. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : You seem a little jittery right now, Terry. Are you trying to tell me you're not on any substances?
Terry : I had skittles. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : You're jittery from skittles? Terry : Yes. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : [looking at Terry's eyes] Interesting.
You're eyes are real dialated and they seem sort of joggin around a little bit. Terry : Well have you ever had skittles? It's all sugar. You cocksucker! You kicked the shit out of me! Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Look at these teeth! Look at it! Aw, fuck you! Fucking rot in hell, cocksucker! Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Payback's a bitch! Jim Dangle : [Trying to open the door] The door's locked.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel : We're probably in a, in a commercial break. Deputy Travis Junior : He's flipping us the bird outside right now. Jim Dangle : When's the new jailer getting here? Deputy Travis Junior : Tuesday.
Three day weekend. Jim Dangle : Aw Deputy Williams : You gonna hold it in like the rest of us! Jim Dangle : Number One's only!
Number One's only! Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Uh, sir? A little less attitude and a little more reverance for the baby Jesus. A wonderful book about a little boy who's friends with a tree. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : This book made me cry when I first read it.
And it makes me want to cry that somebody pooped on it. Jim Dangle : The ironic thing is that the last thing that the tree gives the boy is a nice place to sit. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : [talking about her own empty grave plot] This here, actually, is my plot Deputy Trudy Wiegel : I have real dark skin.
My mom was real light-skinned; she was an Irish girl. I have real dark skin because I was apparently - so they say - my mother was raped by an American Indian. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : What are you guys doing here? Fireman : Just stopping by after giving some blood. Deputy Travis Junior : Well, when we're not fighting crime, we're fighting Fireman : That right?
Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Yeah, we'll shoot those frowns off your face! Right in the face! Deputy James Garcia : Are you a lesbian? Deputy Cheresa Kimball : No! Deputy James Garcia : If you're not a lesbian, prove it. Kiss Junior. All : [shout] Kiss Junior! Kiss Junior! Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Suck his dick! Suck his dick! Deputy Trudy Wiegel : You know what, f you. F you, and fuck you! Deputy Trudy Wiegel : If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers. Deputy Travis Junior : Allrighty.
A tall cold one for the tall hot one. Deputy Travis Junior : What'd I miss? Deputy Trudy Wiegel : You're mad, aren't you? You're all disappointed Well, I'll make you happy this time!
I'm gonna go jump in the fucking ocean! Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Fuck you, cocksuckers! Patrick M Geahan. Then Trudy explains how she even left a Princess : Diana beanie baby on mom's grave, thinking the place was sacred : ground, but some "ner kid probably stole it.
The hell are you talking about? She never said that. Tom Cervo. Post by aemilia I tape the am broadcast, and she indeed said "nigger", unbleeped.
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